Welcome to the 2020 Snubby Awards!

Like the Oscars, we’re going without a host this year, so let’s get right to the big awards. Remember, the sole requirement for winning a Snubby is you must have created a snubbed piece of work that a blind man’s seeing eye dog would have nominated for an Academy Award. 

As always, the presenter in each category is the person who usurped our winner’s rightful spot on the Oscars nominee list. 

Here we go:

The intimate dynamics of family and the macro issues of clashing world cultures both inform this relentlessly human film.  Presenter: Sam Mendes and Krysty Wilson-Cairns, 1917. As powerful as director Mendes’ film is, the script serves largely as a roadmap for cinematographer Roger Deakins’s ingenious vision.  

The most egregious omission of the There was no more powerful performance this year than Foxx’s turn as a wrongly accused Death Row inmate. The fact that no one from Just Mercy’s cast was nominated for an Oscar is outrageous — the snub of Foxx is mind-numbing. PRESENTER: Joe Pesci, The Irishman. It’s nice to see Joe back , but the film didn’t demand much more of him than nodding and looking concerned. 

When Moore’s primal scream portrait of a Los Angeles woman looking for love opened in March, she was proclaimed a sure-thing Oscar nominee. The subsequent nine months held nothing to change that.  PRESENTER: Renee Zellweger. A good performance as Judy Garland, for sure, but also an old-fashioned slice of Oscar bait.